just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it's great music for shaving your balls
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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