Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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