and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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