I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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