Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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