I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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