I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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