Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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