I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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