Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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