I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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