don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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