does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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