On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize