office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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