i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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