The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
This baby is an asshole
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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