Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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