I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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