Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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