she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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