He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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