Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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