a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She bit a glass in half.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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