grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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