Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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