At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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