I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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