Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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