when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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