my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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