if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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