Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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