just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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