Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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