My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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