Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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