I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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