I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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