youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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