Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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