Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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