He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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