You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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