spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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