did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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