I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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