He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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