I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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