this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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